don’t use a fork
*I told the female bartender she was a bitch
*Hugged random strangers then nearly got punched (got a picture with him)
*Pissed in a sink
*Made out with my straight friend who apparently though I was a girl
*Peed the bed
*Received 2 half gallons, 22 shooters, and a 2 foot tall champagne glass
… you could say my 21st was a success.