Yes, let me buy your used booby pumper.
My twin last night at 11 and me at 11. He went home puking.
On my 21st I decided to pick up this ambulance. While walking away some lady yelled to me “Do you think that’s fucking funny?! We have someone hurt over here!” Whoops.
My friend Morgan sent this after I told her I’m going to the bars tonight for my birthday!
Idk what’s weirder… The costume or the spy kids poster
So I made the decision to follow two of my girl friends to the bathroom…
The shit I find
This is why you don’t be a bitch