I see you speak sexy…

Funny as shit

ctrl-altaria:

meanplastic:

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP AMANDA BYNES

is nobody going to talk about the chubby kid in shower behind her

Memoirs of the thing that ate a Geisha 

(Source: yunganime, via bscottfox)

Grindr you make me happy due to the ability to fuck with people

My neice

a-sorta-fairytale:

when I walk into th club like

What up I got a big hotdog

(via sylvanburningcenter)

Mothers day gone porn

Made this for mom today.

When someone isn’t on my level of weird

Rae’s about me

Were they trying to make this funny?

Basically I bought “molly” last night but it turned out to be Acid. Last night was the worst / best night of my life and I shall tell you why.

Started off pretty well, saw shit in slow motion and the lights arounds me were looking great. Then all of the sudden everything just went to hell. 

Cats were fucking everywhere I looked. They were formed in the walls, on my cover, on my shirt.. EVERYWHERE.

I got to the point of my high where i pretended to have a seizure to see if my friend would call an ambulance. So much shit was going on in my head. 

Eventually I calmed down and could explain to my friends all the fucking cats I would see. Mainly I would just see Grumpy act who would react to what I was thinking. I even imagined him as godzilla sized, looking down at a small bowl of cat food with his grumpy face thinking “this is not enough food for me. 

When I say never do acid… NEVER DO ACID. Just know that Cats are your friend during it and grumpy cat is hilarious.

home schooled kids are really just wizards going to hogwarts.

Thug Life.