Showing posts tagged me.
x

KU(r)T

Ask me anything   Submit   I'm only here for the Pedofiles.
kurt. 21. gay. indiana.college
Pictures of me
ask me

10 goals for my goals senior year:

1. Use the words ‘threesome’ and ‘Lion King’ in the same sentence while writing a term paper.

2. Show up to all of my classes WASTED. (Atleast once)

3. When asked to introduce myself due to the lame ice breaker games every professor makes us do, I will say: “Hi, I’m Kurt, and I am an independent woman who needs NO man to tell me what to do.”

4. Buy a totally overprice bottle of vodka, switch it out for cheaper vodka, and pour it out to my friends as I sip on the good stuff.

5. Make a bag of popcorn, super glue a dollar to the ground, then sit and watch until the bag is empty.

6. Take the professors and friends who I will miss so much to the bars so we can forget about school and all of the stress we have endured. Even if it is just for one night.

7. Sit in on as many clubs as I can because I have wasted too much time sitting in my bed.

8. Have a party with all of my closest friends but don’t include any alcohol. (If you can’t have fun with your friends sober, then are they really your friends?)

9.  Eat at the student loft with all my old friends as if we were freshman again.

10. Print out this list, somehow break into my old dorm room, and leave it hanging on my old doorway in hopes some freshman decides to make a senior bucket list as well.

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
#me  #college  #senior year  #life  #college list  #bucket list  #college bucket list  #living 
Best friends support each other… Thank god she isn’t a fatty

Best friends support each other… Thank god she isn’t a fatty

— 2 weeks ago
#friends  #me  #Disney 
So my professor wanted to know who we were going to be for our class debates..

Professor: Jesse, who are you?
Jesse: Julius Ceasar
Professor: Rosie, who are you?
Rosie: Rosa Parks.
Professor: Kurt, who are you?
And I shit you not I answered this with utter confidence.
Me: An independent woman who needs no man to tell her what to do.

(Insert roar of laughter)

— 4 weeks ago with 1 note
#me  #funny 

Healthcare class joke

Professor:"Okay, who is interested in 3-10 year olds?"
(.02 seconds later)
Me:"I hope no one.."
(10 seconds later someone catches on to my joke)
Me:*dies*
— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#funny  #me  #joke 
Every time I reblog shit I die laughing because of my default pic

Every time I reblog shit I die laughing because of my default pic

— 1 month ago with 3 notes
#funny  #me  #tumblr  #snl  #reblog  #hilarious 
good night tumblr queers

good night tumblr queers

— 2 months ago with 5 notes
#me  #gay  #bear